joyceanfartboner:

im not a bigot im just v critical of your entire existence and dont believe its valid or real

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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internetmessiah:

i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

duckindolans:

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

"#what would Benedict Cumberbatch do" OMFG

phoeni-xx:

i cannot

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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extremlycool:

no going back better be awesome af 

How do I become a Scarer?

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy